Q. Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
A. It might crack up!
Q. What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. Unique up on him.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.
Q. Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot.
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Q. How do rabbits say good-bye to carrots?
A. It's been nice gnawing you!
Q: How does a rabbit make gold soup?
A: He begins with 24 carrots
Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receding hareline.
Q. Why did the Easter egg hide?
A. He was a little chicken.
Q. How did the soggy Bunny dry himself?
A. With a hare dryer!
Q. How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A. Lots of eggs-ercise!
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