Q. Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
A.  It might crack up!

Q. What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? 
A.  Unique up on him. 
Q.  How do you catch a tame rabbit? 
A.  Tame way, unique up on it. 

Q. Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long? 
A.  Because then it would be a foot. 

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? 
A.  Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses? 

Q. How do rabbits say good-bye to carrots?
A. It's been nice gnawing you!

Q:  How does a rabbit make gold soup?
A:  He begins with 24 carrots

Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? 
A.  A receding hareline. 

Q. Why did the Easter egg hide? 
A.  He was a little chicken. 

Q. How did the soggy Bunny dry himself?
A.  With a hare dryer!

Q. How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A. Lots of eggs-ercise!