Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee (B) comes after it!

Q: What flowers grow on faces?
A: Tulips (Two-lips)!

Q: Can February march?
A: No, but April may!

Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A: During APE-ril showers

Q: When do you jump on a trampoline?
A: SPRING-time!

Q: Do you know all about April 1st?
A: Yes, I¡¦m fool-y aware of it!

Q: Why did the bird go to the hospital?
A: It needed tweetment!

Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
A: Because they just finished a long 31-day March!